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ober-affen-geil:

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[Begin video ID:

Someone driving a car pulls up to a McDonalds drive-thru in Germany. The intercom podium reads “[handwritten script] Wilkommen bei [McDonalds “M”] [typed script] ich liebe es] (translation: Welcome to [McDonalds “M”] I’m loving it)

transcript of conversation:

Driver: Hallo

Employee: Hallo

Driver: Guten Sie English? (Is your English good?)

Employee: Yes

Driver: Stahbiell. Ich bekomm bitte einmal ein Doublepack menu. (Cool. I’ll have a [menu item], please.)

Employee, in heavy German accent: I don’t understand German.

End ID]

fabcreature:

when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw

startsargumentsforattention:

boykinger-deactivated20230328:

Every girl needs to choose exclusively two colors to base her entire life around. Mine are green and brown

are you a tide pod or something

NAME a sexier, more delicious looking color combo. Go on, I’ll wait.

boykinger-deactivated20230328:

Every girl needs to choose exclusively two colors to base her entire life around. Mine are green and brown

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

midnight-sloth:

These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

titkoks:

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